Saturday, January 23, 2010

Condom

Buy my How To: DVD on crushing and owning the LA club scene. A first hand guide to scoring and screwing the hottest sluts & avoiding STD's. Featuring, yours truly, b.walker*. With Special guests Andy Milonakis, Jersey Shore's very own "the Situation", that one guy from Saturday Night Live I can't remember his name and the YouTube spanish sex sensation Depointless.

Order now and receive 3 triple stack blue dolphin extacy tablets & an autographed copy of Mickey Avalon's new single "My Dick!"

b.walker* MDYM. (i wrote this my phone while i was taking a shit)

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